RagOrScout

https://ibb.co/JsB73rZ Imagine being so fucking shook and humiliated that you have to change the game mechanics YET AGAIN. Literally the most pathetic and fragile clan in the history of rsps. What a joke.

Changing the game as their clan sees fit yet again. Literally fucking pathetic.

After the mysterious disappearance of my last thread a few dedicated fans crawled out of the woodwork to earn their place in SPK history and have their names put in the spotlight, even if just for an hour. So be it. ALL CREDIT FOR THIS THREAD GOES TO THOSE INVOLVED. IT REALLY WAS TOO EZ. Feature 1: Sreggin. Lord knows who this kid is or why he started piping but a certain individual claims he had no involvement in it despite what led up to the fight. In short: I ask Fodrizzel (BIG AVOIDER) to fight over yell and a guy claiming to be him named Juventus says to me in PM (to paraphrase) "This is my alt, fight me on here". I accept and tell him not to avoid at which point he hops over to ANOTHER account 'Sreggin' which he says is his 'NS account' so I gladly accept the fight and this is what happened. As soon as his invy clears he calls a friend to come and help and panic teles. Sadly for him I managed to sneak a picture before he left. How humiliating. https://imgur.com/a/ZC9PJgv Feature 2: Phread. Literally can't remember speaking to this kid or even remember why we beefed but i'd imagine the story is the same as the others. Random pipermen gets BRUTALLY HUMILIATED and teleports home. How sad. https://imgur.com/a/APKYq4U Feature 3: Dildomuncher. Again, literally no idea who this dude is or why he wanted to fight but i'm guessing he's an alt as he was trying his best to be toxic but failing horribly. What happened in this fight you ask? Same as the others, I just had a lot more food left. Huge tellymen. https://imgur.com/a/aKa4PSa Feature 4: Loftierelf1 Out of them all, THIS is the dude that inspired me the most to post another expose thread. What started off as the usual clan beef quickly evolved into Loftier thinking he can compete and so we went at it 1v1. I'm actually pretty glad I kept this picture quiet as the dude was confident enough to add me on discord DEMANDING I send him proof of him teleing away from me in a 1v1. After 10 minutes of him spamming my DMs with the same multi killpic (just the chatbox, you know the type) over and over, I sent him this in return and he quickly quietened up. I tried calling him on discord (which he declined 15+ times before answering) only to find out he muted himself and was listening to me while typing back. He then sent me some pictures of him and his 'auntie' to try and disprove my theory that he's 15 years old and hiding his voice but this backfired pretty badly and I think he knows why as he stopped replying straight after. I obviously won't post them here as i'm not THAT much of a horrible prick but PLEASE Loftier, for your own good, stop piping. (Also stop sending pictures of yourself to strangers on the internet wtf.) https://imgur.com/a/vs1WYHe Feature 5: C C14117532 A complete random hiding on an alt and another one of Fodrizzel's terrible slaves which was sent to plank. After offering to fight me on osrs then dropping the subject as if it was never even brought up, we meet at edge. He cries about divine so shows up with his own divine and 10b+ better off than me in terms of gear worn. Ofcourse there was only ever gonna be one outcome to this fight and the kid was reduced to bashing his keyboard (or autotyping) the same mindless drivel as every other combatant that came before him after he was made to tele like the slave dog he is. 2/10 for effort, biggest ego out of all those featured on the list and didn't even come close for how much shit he talked. I'd also like to cast this kid's mind back to about a week ago at MB where he tele'd away from my spawnables/0 risk loadout. He was a noname then (and still is now tbh) so I didn't record/ss it but I have no need to lie. Get shit on retard. https://imgur.com/a/D1ZvBun Feature 6: Fodrizzel (AKA Fodribbler) Out of all 6 on this list, nobody has been quite as vocal about wanting a place in my forum thread as this dood. I've literally begged him for weeks to fight me 1v1 on spk to no avail but if you look at the picture in feature 5, you'll see a lost dog following me as I fight C C. This was Fodrizzel. This kid spends the entire time im fighting with C C criticising my tactics and repeating himself 'IM RECORDING, IM RECORDING!!!'. Yeah, I bet you was champ. Now show us the footage of me making your slave tele PLEASE. The agreement was that after I fought C C, fodrizzel would finally gift me with an opportunity to make him tele like the helpless inbred donkey he is. He obviously didn't honour this agreement, allowing his slave to PJ our fight before we even left lvl 1 wildy. Here's a screenshot of just how much of a retard this shitter really is. Just before the aforementioned PJ, Fodrizzel was doing EVERYTHING HE COULD to try and avoid the fight. 'Who is?' (he means who is fighting me, him or C C. This is despite the fact that we already agreed to what was happening). Never in my time since I joined the server 3+ years ago have I witnessed someone carry out this many mental gymnastics and deflections to try and convince himself and others that he isn't avoiding me. There is no doubt in my mind that Fodrizzel is mentally deficient and others on SPK should treat him as such by speaking to him like an eight year old, or face his autistic retribution. AYYYYY YOU ALREADY GUESSED IT, TIME FOR EXTRAS In my last forum thread this area was reserved for individuals that cause me no real bother but are fun to make fun of. I'll continue this pattern. Extra A: Brutal Pker1 I walked in wild one day to find a sweaty BiS reject ragging me for no memorable reason. I guess whatever I did effected him a lot more than me, hehe. Since that day he's still ragging me but i'm not a big lover of 4 hour rag sessions so after a fight or two I chose to start insta tellying as he's the only nub on this list that can actually play the game to a decent standard and consume my time. I hardly ever pk at edge anyway so it's fine with me Pic included https://imgur.com/a/MGd753H Extra B: Telescope It escapes me whether or not it was confirmed that this dude is 'Get Slapt' but that's my assumption so i'm just gonna roll with it. The dood tried making a name for himself as #1 ragger on the server and naturally tried adding me to his pathetic notepad list which he posted here some months ago. Literally every fight I had with this kid ended with him teleing despite his BiS rag gear. Now clrd off the server as he clearly can't compete. https://imgur.com/a/HYymXzf REMEMBER KIDS: KNOW WHO YOU'RE PIPING AT WHEN YOU BASH YOUR KEYBOARDS. FAILURE TO DO SO COULD MEAN THAT YOU TOO WILL ONE DAY BE INCLUDED IN A BLUEBIRDS EXPOSE THREAD THIS POST HAS BEEN ULTRA-APPROVED BY FORTNITE ISRAEL. https://imgur.com/a/aSbuDlE

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. I love when threads like these appear once every few months. Just a reminder that these kids and their predecessors (which they so desperately aspire to be like) have fell victim to this type of thing multiple times since 2016. Sadly, the moment that you hit send you basically signed away your rights to play SPK. Any and all competition that poses a threat to their group of ADHD-riddled autistic Dutch children (not to forget the token homo-madmin) gets banned from the server in the blink of an eye or recruited into a rebranded sub-clan of their choosing in order to maintain the façade that nobody can compete. My only advice to you guys is find another server, you won't win. They pretend to be friends with one of the most influential staff members in-game so that when the time comes they can nerf any weapon or change any game mechanic that goes against what they've worked 4+ years trying to perfect. If all else fails, they'll resort to banning you which seems to be the stage you guys are at right now. You have proved yourselves to be the superior clan. Move on.

IZ ZENYTE JUSSA GAME TO U?

+7 would be the best staff member to date

A million +1s for the glorious prince of Somalia. Would still make a better staff member than most of the spastics on this server

One of the true GOATs of SPK. The very fact that he still remains muted shows just how petrified spk staff are of his superior intellect and undeniable wit. Welcome back Prince Purdue, I hope this time your stay will be a lengthy one.

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhh egypt #1 Aliw3ka for unban kosamk ya bismallah mods

1) No 2) No 3) No 4) No Your solutions are dogshit The only fix is to make ragging legal again.

10/10

Basically what Anthem said. You're not alone in noticing this and after speaking to a few of my friends I can say with the upmost confidence that others share your frustrations.

Big -1. If you don't like it don't fight it simple

Re: @Fodrizzel pic https://imgur.com/a/ZIv5MQx

Imagine being over a day late to the thead, posting a Killpic that isn't even yours and proceeding to post another 2 pictures in multi that again AREN'T EVEN YOURS HAHAHAHAHA SREGGIN SPASTIC DELUSIONAL COMABOY PM ME INGAME I'LL ACCEPT 20B FOR OFF EZ LOOT BACK TO SLEEP 4 U

It's great to see all my fans out in force tonight guys keep up the good work Fortnite Israel would be proud

@Sreggin@telescope@Phred@Loftierelf1@C C14117532@Fodrizzel@Brutal Pker1

Everything I wanted to prove by making this thread you just confirmed, nice glasses bro HAHAHAHAHAHA