cazza

Sweet vid, misse my 82 chicken gmaul stack tho

Yepppppppppppp

At the start was a nightmare but has become one of the most reformed players. +1 from me.

Thanks, I think

We will build a wall together, keep them prods outta the wild!

I'll still mess you up, even though I haven't pked for 2 months, ima 1 smack ya booty.

Who am I? Who are you?

Some of the original players will know me but a lot of the new players won't, basically, I went away for 2 months and I will be back soon so to avoid confusion about "who is this guy? Is he new" or whatever I thought I'd make an intro post to re-introduce myself to the new players. So, name is Jack, previously cazza(in game not IRL) ((Jack is my name IRL tho)) I like McDonald's chicken nuggets with curry sauce and I'm from London, been staff for like 7 months I think and my star sign is Leo. That's pretty much all the relevant stuff about me if you wanna talk then don't talk to me in game cus I'll IP you (I jk ked, I'm nice boi) But yeah, sorry I couldn't add all the fancy fonts and colours because I'm on my phone so yeah. Back on the 26th.

That's me lad

For all of you guys out there that wanna get dem noods or wanna drop that v card, not gonna name any names (yeezy, policemen69). Then I have the solution for you! Step 1. Download tinder or meetme, all the other apps are garbage (if you don't have a smart phone then wtf is wrong with you, it's 2016 ffs go tell your mum to fix up her christmas game) Step 2. Don't be a dick. Pretty self explanatory. Step 3. Get a good profile pic. If you aren't gifted in the face area and look like a potato then google is your only hope. Step 4. Like every girl. On tinder you swipe on meetme you like, lsn yeah, you can't afford to be picky, you like and swipe every girl until your fingers bleed or until you get someone that likes you back...probably the former. Step 5. Get good pickup lines. This is the most important step, girls love it when you tell them "even my zipper is falling for you" *points toward crotch*. A good pickup line is a sure fired way to at least get a little bit o' titty. And yeah, use the same line multiple times if it works, who tf cares? Step 6. Noods over the app itself don't count, ask for her snapchat and download apps to screen shot those noods and save them for later, I suggest "snapsave". Step 7. If, by the extremely slimmest chance ever, she wants to meet you IRL then go grab your dads aftershave and glue your fuckin' hair directly upwards and shave the back and sides so you look like a fuckin' ice gem, girls love this apparently, go grab the shortest, brightest coloured shorts and a pair of bright green fucking huaraches and a tank top that says "fuck bitches get paid" and you're good to go. Step 8. If you meet up with the girl and get back to her place then congratulations, you're either about to be catfished by a minor and sent to prison or you're about to pop your cherry. If you do seal the deal and she asks you to wear a condom say yes but slide it off mid way because condoms are shit(it'll probably fall off your 2 incher anyway lel) and if you get her preggers, well; you know where the border is.---> If you follow this 8 step guide i guarantee you will succeed in less than 2 weeks, 4-5 if you're yeezy/policemen69.

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Too new to the server and very little info in your application, sorry bro. -1

Not for me buddy, has had a few run ins with me. Work on it and there's potential. -1

IGN: Jack for those who ain't og's. I am going travelling on the 9th July for roughly 2 months with my girlfriend (yeah she's real) :cool:. I will be in Amsterdam, Germany (zuel or something) and south of spain over the 2 months (idk where, my gf booked it and i paid -.-). We will be looking for new staff so, for those of you that are interested, make sure you start helping out round the server and make an application. I hope to see most of you guys still here. <3 and peace.

We fixed the skull glitch, thanks. will go through the rest to see what we can do.